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Wednesday, April 22,2015
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 4-23-15

Ban it! Fixing stupid. No deposit back for you! Living up to obligations. Suposably. Chaos, pronounced with a Chay. He's a witch! He turned me into a newt! Constant crybabies. A goofball, but not a Total goofball. Housing-Gate. Always angry Athens County. Fix the roads. Frack Fest. You shall be revealed! Better have that spring bod ready. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
Sunday, April 19,2015
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 4-20-15

I love dogs too. Speed limits. Draw, you cur. Knowing when it's time to go. Stop picking on poor Dr. McDavis. Any good news? Smoke it if you got it. Family safety. Chill pills. Separate but parallel tracks. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
Wednesday, April 15,2015
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 4-16-15

A mural home companion. Thousands of screwdrivers. Putting clothes over your naughty bits. The mind, a wonderful servant, terrible master. We are shocked, SHOCKED. Horsepower and horse sense. Who's up for breakfast? Firearms and Fireballs. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
Sunday, April 12,2015
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 4-13-15

Winter, come back! Talkin' to myself, cryin' out loud. Arrest me now, or lose me forever. Up in that Radfordified air. Alabama of the Midwest. Campus carry. Honesty will get you everywhere. Crazy is as crazy does. Safety first. How many guns kill people each year? The loopy fringe. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
Wednesday, April 8,2015
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 4-9-14

"Four extra lots on Coventry… Why do OU presidents need so much privacy? And if the lots are as unbuildable as they reputably are (wet, slip-prone soil, with lots that have failed to sell
Sunday, April 5,2015
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 4-6-15

Going batty. Tuition is too damn high. We're going off-roading! Conceal that carry, soldier, adjust that cap, and tuck in those pajamas! Our House, in the middle of Our Street! Wake up, c'mon, get happy. Bummers in the afternoon. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
Wednesday, April 1,2015
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 4-2-15

My my, hey hey
Rock and roll is here to stay
It's better to burn out
Than to fade away
My my, hey hey.
Sunday, March 29,2015
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 3-30-15

You hand in your ticket And you go watch the geek, Who immediately walks up to you, When he hears you speak, And says, “How does it feel To be such a freak?” And you say, “Impossible” As he hands you a bone. Because something is happening here, But you don’t know what it is, Do you, Mister Jones?
Wednesday, March 25,2015
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 3-26-15

Raise the alarm! In a rare, almost newsworthy turn of events, nobody mentioned that the recent chilly weather is positive proof of the non-existence of climate change.
Sunday, March 22,2015
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 3-23-15

Drug arrests and the new sheriff. Patting yourself on the back. Sundance nudists. More nudists. Everybody nudists. Animated judges. Obama phone. Swimming in Nelsonville. Legalize it. Mensa members. Development. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
 
 
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