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Wednesday, April 16,2014
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 4-17-14

"Restrooms and stairs are almost unmarked at Baker Center, but they do provide us college students with TV screen of directions for how to ride an escalator!" "Profuse and shi
Sunday, April 13,2014
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 4-14-14

More on that pesky old, pretty freking awesome Ridges buildings. What the heck are cat condoms? What the heck ya talkin' 'bout? What the heck ya mean? Mill Street parking. OU and how it spends its money. Suspended Pat Kelly, of course. Baby boomers, you're so in love with yourselves. And a little more Kelly, of course. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
Wednesday, April 9,2014
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 4-10-14

How D.A.R.E. you not mention Jimmy Childs!?! Save The Ridges! At least the big building, sheesh. People breaking into cars all over Athens. Oh you and your precious Athens ain't all that great after all, apparently. Sorry folks, park's closed, moose out front shoulda told ya. Chalky sidewalks and voting. Staples surprises are an Athens NEWS staple! HiYo! East side v. West side, dog parks that is. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
Sunday, April 6,2014
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 4-7-14

Picking up trash in all the right places. Big boys get Tased. A new coach for men's basketball. Of course, our ever-present suspended sheriff. An old coach for men's basketball. When the power is out, stoplights are to be treated like stop signs, people. Jeesh. The Time Warner Cable blues. Asheville PUH-lease. And that thar' ol' Farmers Market's new hours. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
Wednesday, April 2,2014
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 4-3-14

Showy dog park ceremonies. Hey lady picking up trash, I see you, I thank you, and I love you. Somebody in a red pick-up truck is the bully of the road on East State Street. United against tow company oppression. Jesus will not be mocked! And, of course, our ever-present Athens County... Pat Kelly. This is your voice Athens, cherish it.
Sunday, March 30,2014
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 3-31-14

How Lowe can you go? Let me hear ya now, how Lowe can you go? Opera Scenes costs money. Locking women in the dorms. Tailgating, and not the beer and grilled food in the parking lot kind. Farmers Market crowded parking. The ODNR. Updating the Facebooks. What does Yes and No mean? The international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
Wednesday, March 26,2014
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 3-27-14

Flying the flag. Plastic bags for Recyclemania. Say what you want about Walmart. Anything at all. Say it. Don't hold back. OK maybe hold back a little. Nevermind, don't. And don't throw away kids' lunches, ya heartless bastids. Columbus Road is wonderful. Dog park v. dog park: It's like Spy v. Spy, but with dogs. Actually, Columbus Road sucks, I tell ya, sucks! And finally, the business of business. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
Sunday, March 23,2014
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 3-24-14

Activists, please be sure to show your work, just write in the margins. Fifteen years on the Hocking Canal. The illuminati has come to Athens, kinda, sorta. People Power! Columbus Road today, Richland Avenue tomorrow. Malaysian Air. And actually, no sheriff stuff. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
Wednesday, March 19,2014
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 3-20-14

Brick streets and bicycles: Follow the red brick road. Fluff Bakery and the donuts that they don't make. Apartments and parking garages. Opting out of electricity aggregation. The anti-bakery movement. The vagina tree. And I am the morning DJ on W.O.L.D! Playin' all the hits for you, wherever you may be. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
Sunday, March 16,2014
Athens Voice

Athens Voice 3-17-14

Texas Roadhouse and some bouncer named Dalton. The electrik Intertoobz strike again. Electrik cars, too. Anti-fracking? Well, applaud. Legalize it, out of empathy at least, ya bastids. Let the wine flow at Fluff. Seriously. Let it flow! Mar-etta. Wait, wait, don't tell me. That dog park is a mess. Perhaps some sort of fertilizer? Let me hear my felines sing, Gimme Shelter. And our ever-present sheriff. This is your voice, Athens, cherish it.
 
 
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